Sonic’s Routines and Techniques

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Check it out!  I know a lot of guys like routines.  I use them sometimes, sometimes I do not.  I have nothing against them, however since I think people tell stories to everyone they know, even if they aren’t trying to seduce them.  We all have things we say and do that are repetitive to the people in our life.  “My friend and I were at this party once and, dude, holy shit!  You should have seen what this one chick did.”

So my very short words of wisdom before we get into this Reblog is don’t get all kerfuckered about using routines.  It’s fine.  If it helps you get your mouth moving until you can do it more naturally then cool.  Or, like in my case, if I run out of stuff to say (very rare these days) or the conversation with a chick ends up touching on the subject of a routine I know (more likely) then I will use one!

Why am I reblogging this?  2 reasons.

1.  Sonics was my wing back in the day and he knew his shit!

2.  These are great routines.  Back on Masf, Sonics had a rating of Mastermind.

Enjoy!

Sonic’s Routines and Techniques

I really don’t like using routines more than a few times it seems a little weird to me (unless I’m in another city or I’ve been drinking or I’m plowing like crazy to pass the time until something better comes along, even plowing I barley use routines). However, I do use “routines” every now and then while sarging… mostly on the 9+’s

I’ve laid 23 different girls in the last year and a half and have only had two ONSs, the rest are/were short term FB type relationships; all with condoms, “evolve” Trojan Condoms. That’s after a 1.5 year pre-game dry spell; this game stuff is for real.

I’m not trying to brag. I’m not even really that good; I just want you guys to know that these routines and techniques do hold water and have some merit. Besides I like to believe that the gurus or Mpuas get a lot more ass than I do…

If you haven’t read a magazine lately, or been listening to radio personalities, and you don’t feel like talking about how EXCITED you were doing your homework when for the first time you got to apply ALL THREE newly learned rules to find the derivative of a logarithmic function (super easy; but still fun in an odd way) while your friends were out partying (school does have its downfalls), then this post should help you out.

Try not to judge me by some of the things written below, I play the game to have fun, enjoy my youth (24), and most importantly life in its entirety. Oh yeah and I really really like girls.

Well, here ya guys go, some of my first year’s best… They have all been field tested and each has been successfully used multiple times.

SONICS ORIGINALS:

Car Bluff Opener:
(Not big on openers but here’s one of the better ones I’ve come up with)

Pua: Hey, if someone leaves something in your car are you aloud to keep it?
HBs: depends blah
Pua: Well, what if it’s something you really want?
HBs: Depends, What is it?
Pua: Nevermind (then go from there, don’t tell em’, just change topics… “This one’s nosey!” Etc.)

Rich Girl: 
(A sort of linguistic trick that sets the frame of her admitting dating you as a possibility, fun one to play with… The first time I said it I got nervous for a second, and thought “did I really just ask that?” The girl said, “no, we’d split the bill” and it’s been with me ever since)

Pua: Are you rich?
HB: something (I’ve never had a girl say yes.)
Pua: So, how do expect to buy me a drink?
HB: Something
Pua: So, if we were dating you’d expect me to pay for everything?
HB: no dutch, or yes, I’m old fashion, or something else you can play with, bust on, or IOI for

Boyfriend Avoider:
(Use playfully, a subtle IOI. Sets frame you don’t care if she has a boyfriend, your better than him even if she does, and she can’t tell you if she does anyway… plus if she doesn’t have one, she gets to feel she saved face. Everybody wins)

Pua: Ok, I’m going to ask you a question… … but I don’t want you to answer it… Don’t ever tell me, ok?
HB: Ok
Pua: Do you have a boyfriend?…
HB: light laughs
Pua: Good, now you can’t say I never asked.

(#-Closed at least 2 girls with boyfriends later on in the interaction after this schpeal. One with a boyfriend of 4 years, the other had one for 6. Their friends told me when I was telling them I liked their friend. They helped me anyway, like good friends would.)

World Greats:
(dem smarterer gurls wike dis won. (< — that’s silly, I know) Girls that are interested and interesting will talk about this one with you, she gets to play along (if you can apply understanding to the routine), also good for late night party sets where everybody is kinda drunk just sitting around, you get to play teacher, guys like it too and girls like the guy that guys like, so… here. : )

Pua: Ok so I’ve been reading biographies lately about Einstein, Leonardo Da Vinci, Ghandi, even Mohammed Ali and I think I’ve noticed a loose process that they all seem to follow to achieve greatness. Well, here I’ll take you through it… pick an object, or a thing, living, or whatever…
HB: (says something, I’ll use a tree for this but whatever she says use that… it’s easy) a tree
Pua: Ok, now let’s make an observation about a tree. Tell me something about a tree
HB: They’re green
Pua: They’re not always green…
HB: Well yeah, they’re leaves change color in the fall
Pua: Exactly, that’s the first step to greatness. So trees aren’t always green, once a year they change color and their leaves fall off etc. that my dear is what’s known as knowledge. So what do you think happens after you make as many observations as you can about a tree, study all you can about a certain tree and gain a heap of knowledge? What do you think the next step towards greatness is called?
HB: something (if it sounds good add it into the next part)
Pua: After you attain all that knowledge then you become an expert. Well what’s the next step after expert?
HB: something (You’re having a clearly controlled convo! So remember to play with her answers for a sec)
Pua: I think they become Masters, in school terms these are your PHD kids… people that add to the already existing knowledge. Now after they master one thing, then the best master more things; either in the same field or they master multiple other things and become sort of like a scholar. This is when they become known as the Greats… Now, this is my favorite part *do a little dance and smile* Do you know what the greatest of the greats become, the true inspirations of the world that change our everyday life, the Greats that live beyond their days?
HB: something (let her ponder this for a second)
Pua: close, but this is when a truly great mind becomes … … a Legend.

(This is actually an altered convo my dad and I had a while back, switched it up and made it a routine, I really call it Legends, didn’t want to ruin the end for you.)

Love Lust:
(gets girls thinking about Love, Lust, and of course sex)

Pua: What is love like to you?
HB: Something
Pua: Love to me is like when your with that special someone and they’re like your best friend, like your driving through a tunnel at 100mph * motioning with hands like driving through a tunnel *and everything around you is a blur except for that one person, like that one other person is the only one in your world that matters.
HB: something and agrees
Pua: Have you ever felt lust? Or have you ever just really liked messing around with someone you weren’t in love with? What was that like to you?
HB: something
Pua: To me it’s like when your body heats up and you get this knot in your stomach that’s driving you crazy, and only like, the naughtiest activities can relieve it, like you’d be willing to drive 45 minutes at 1 AM just to relieve that tension… just, to explode… woa, ok ok I know Lust is bad; but SEX is soooooo gooooood!
HB: laughs Yeah it is

(When you’re running this actually be in love and when you’re talking about Love and act it out, get hot and horny when you’re talking about Lust. Don’t go overboard with this, be calibrating by her answers and give her just a little more than she gives you, the point of this, to me, is to give sex the perception of being fun and healthy, which it is.)

Shorter version: get in convo about Love then get in convo about Lust and then “I know lust is bad; but sex is soooo gooood!”

Two girls at one party:
(Jerk routine, use with caution good for girls with a party lifestyle, IF she laughs, you’re in. If she doesn’t, it’s not over, prolonged progress sure; but girls love drama : )

(Don’t say you’re a jerk then follow up with this story… just transition into it)

Pua: I was at one of my friends 21st birthday parties and she had all her friends over it was nuts… There was an ice louge, jungle juice, free shots, food galore… It was a Hawaiian themed party; she has a palm tree tattooed on her ass so it was appropriate. Well obviously I got pretty drunk that night and ended up hooking up with one of my friend’s friends; after we got done she mentioned breakfast for the next morning… We’ll see… When I’m not sure if I wanna do something I always say we’ll see… Well she ended up passing out and I wasn’t tired, so I went out for more partying! Then this other girl there pulled me into a bathroom down in the basement and basically left me with no choice, so I hooked up with her too!! She said the same crap about breakfast the next morning… her and I then took turns going back upstairs; split up and acted like nothing happened and partied some more. Finally, after all that drinking, I fell asleep on a floor alone next to a piano and when I woke up the second girl was spooning me!! Now, I knew these two girls were good friends, so I thought about going and sitting at the breakfast table with both of them and thought, no way! So, instead I took both their cell phones and put em’ in a kitchen drawer with a note that said “I kick ass!” with a hyphen and my first initial… Then I snuck out to breakfast and ate with my guy friends.

See Her Often Number Close Technique:
(Maintains prizability and sets you up perfectly to get “the girl you see and interact with often’s” number ex. Smoke break girl, colleague, girl in study hall… make sure you like the girl before you get her number this can mess things up socially)

(Say at the end of yet another interaction with this girl, hopefully sooner than later)

Pua: So, when are you going to ask for my number?
HB: something not negative (say this to girls you know like you, or to girls that you would like to like you : )
Pua: *hand her a pen and something to write on*

(I prefer numbers on paper, it feels more solid to me; but to each his own.)

Solidify a number close technique:
(Having “cute” fun after the number close)

On the back of the piece of paper, napkin, match book behind the matches whatever, or where ever there is room, I’ll play a quick game of tic- tac-toe and set it up as a challenge to see if she can beat me… ladies first… have fun with the results…

Side note: instead of having them draw a picture of themselves, I have them draw a symbol or picture of something that will remind me of them next to their number… they almost always draw their stalk doodle

Kiss Close Technique 1: 
(You know those drunk girls at a nightclub you don’t know that totally eye fu*k you while you’re walking towards each other… This is what I used to say before I kissed them. Now, if I decide to, I just get in their way and kiss em’ and avoid the possible shit test all together, which I think is better; but if you have to talk, try this.)

Pua: You soo wanna kiss me.
HB: something/ possible shit test you happen not to hear *while holding eye contact*
Pua: (said slower, hard to describe, I call it moment game) If you don’t wanna kiss me, stop looking at me in my eyes. *eyebrow raise smile and vacuum*
HB: *holds eye contact with smile* or *looks away then back at your eyes*
Pua: *Kisses the interested drunk bar girl*

Kiss Close Technique 2:
(This can be used just about anywhere; but it’s perfect for those day 2 moments when you two get back in your car after you just did whatever and you feel it in your gut that you should be kissing her… she knows it too, you know the moment. )

Pua: You’re about 75% sure you wanna kiss me right now…
HB: laughs (they always laugh)
Pua: Oh man, Now you’re 80% sure!
HB: laughs (the first time I said this, at this point the girl said that I was a 100% sure that I wanted to kiss her, doesn’t matter what she says stick to this)
Pua: OMG! Now you’re 95% sure! *leans in and kisses girl*or *falls off couch from spooning position with girl then kiss* or *awkwardly maneuvers over to the girl in shotgun and kisses her*

Lovely sex:
(this is kinda f-d up; only said this twice with about 5+ drinks down… worked both times)

(After the no pants in bed, after all the we shouldn’t be doing this, after the this is crazy talk, during a mini-freeze out (you just got to her first or second threshold and you lay on your back again totally cool and saying nothing) you bring up a short seduction thread)

Pua: You seem so familiar, your smell, your hair, your skin. Ahh!… (said lovingly excited) Tell me about your first love
HB: thinks about first love says something
Pua: I could totally fall in love with you in 10 seconds
HB: laughs
Pua: *has wonderful lovely sex*
(I’m pretty sure that at least the first one was thinking about her ex until we started going at it… kinda f-d up, I know; but who am I to judge?)

(p.s. I meant it both times, the girls did seem familiar; Even though I said this playfully, when I’m drunk I really can fall in love with an almost entirely naked hottie that’s laying next to me on my bed while I have a raging boner : )

Grocery Store Love:
(Tension loop. Use tension loops. Say this after you’ve had sex with the girl, not right after, well I guess that would work too… it’s good for the phones)

Pua: I fell in Love at the grocery store today (tension)
HB: With… what….. the cereal? (Followed by insecure laugh) or something
Pua: Well, I was walking through the store, minding my own doing my shopping, and I saw this piece of meat… I thought, too good to be true. So, then I approached, and dumbfounded by the sheer beauty I reached out and POKED, to see if what I saw was real… Sure enough… the porter house steaks were on sale for $4.97 a pound! (tension released) So of course I got some and when I got home I realized those bastard butchers cut off the filets!!
HB: Laughs

Last Girl:
(This is a spinoff)

(This story is perfect for the first phone call after you met a girl at a bar, talk with her for awhile first then launch into this. It’s a spinoff of some PUA guys routine; but I can’t remember his name? (I bought his “original-routine book” off ebay… it was 95% stuff I’d read elsewhere with some thesaurus usage!! I’m sure he’s a good PUA; but waste of money! However it did inspire this… I altered his and IMO made it better, I tweaked it and added to it to get the girl to qualify to you at the end))

Pua: Oh man, I don’t know about you girls I meet at bars… Well, the last girl I met at a bar, we ended up hooking up and seeing each other for awhile. One night she called me at 1:30 in the morning telling me she was all wasted at Tonic (just switch this to a night club in your area). She didn’t know where her friends were, she could barely walk, and she NEEDED me to go pick her up. In other words she was beyond wasted. So I got in my car and headed out there and when I got there, I went up to the entrance skipped past all the people still trying to get in, and I never go to Tonic so I didn’t know the bouncers and they wouldn’t let me in… I told em’ what was going on, about how my girl was in there drunk and she needed a ride home… No go… the bouncers wouldn’t budge. While the bouncer was checking the next ID, I stormed into the club ran past the money counter and started shoving my way through the people, she told me she was in the back sitting on a chair… so that’s where I was heading… While I was running I looked back and the huge silver back gorilla bouncer guy from the front and his huge angry bouncer buddy were chasing after me… I started pushing through faster… Luckily, I got to my girl right before they got to me and I calmly yelled “This is the girl I was telling you about and she’s 19 and she’s been drinking in your club! If you know what I mean.” At this point there were four bouncers surrounding me… Then something crazy happened… The same guys that were about to get all geeked up beating me with their flashlights out back were now helping me get her out! They were pushing for me! I had her arm draped over me and we waltzed right out of there. I got her to the parking lot and she muttered that she was sorry, and that it wouldn’t happen again blah blah… Trust me I like to drink as much as the next guy but seriously… Bar girls, I don’t know.

Here it is but shorter and you can make it your own: Drunk girl calls in need of help, you go to club, no way you can get in, run in behind bouncer, get to girl before bouncers get you, bouncers then help you out, you’re a hero, bar girls…I don’t know

Pat/Grab/Smack her Ass: 
Always be grabbing ass or patting ass or smacking ass (treat them as the way you want them to act! In this case playful and horny). Just DO IT… BT goes up right before your eyes. If you’re on a day 2 and you’re not sure where you stand, pat her on the ass and find out. She’ll be happy you did.

Make playful excuses to touch her butt:

Pua: Where‘s my cell phone? You totally stole it! *grab/pat her ass*
Pua: nope that’s your butt… where is it? Oh here it is… (in your pocket)

Grab Ass Game:
(I got this from a friend of mine. I’m sure he didn’t start it… but it’s a fun game that gets you and your wing laughing… Take turns, my wing and I do this pretty much everywhere.)

Every time a girl is walking by you two while you’re walking, take turns or go tandem at getting in cheap feels on the passing ass. This is too funny. Most of the girls have a good heart about this and laugh and smile, you can say things “I love you” and they’ll laugh and yell it back; but make sure you’re ready for the mad girl; she’ll get in your face. She just wants to hear a playful direct game apology. Ex. I’m sorry; but if I didn’t pat your tush I wouldn’t have gone home happy today. I love you My bad… *keep walking and be on your way to the next ass*

There, it’s done, finally. It took me about five days to throw this post together with all the juggling I have to do… Remember if you’re running a routine that’s more like a story, it should come out different every time, and always be noticing where she’s at. A routine isn’t everything and be willing to drop it, even if it’s money. When you’re telling a story or routine, say it like you want to hear it for yourself as much as you want the girl or set to hear it. Most importantly get out there, have fun, and enjoy yourself.

-Sonics

PS – Credit goes to where I reblogged this from:  Tricks Revealed: Exploring our Amazing World

Cheers!

Sidecar: 

I haven’t been blogging for a long time, because I’ve been busy coaching guys in the city of Chicago.  But now I’m back.

Anyway, ya.  I coach.  And my students get badass results.  I mean badass.  I would say after taking the bootcamp 90% of the guys get laid and many times they end up dating a girl or even multiple girls.  True story.  Anyway, if getting coaching interests you, even if you’ve taken another bootcamp and didn’t get the results you wanted, check my program out.  I promise there is nothing else out there like this!

Coaching and Bootcamps – Pickup RAW Chicago

Facebookin Those Boobs

I guess I’ll post this one because it was a little different than the norm.

Ya I mean, This chick is a girl I used to work with, but we never got together when we worked.  I basically hit her up a few times on FB with little or no response.

Sometimes I would ask her out and she would simply not respond.

So again, this past week I hit her up again.  I know some things about her because we did go out for drinks once after work.  She likes kinky stuff.  So basically the last time I hit her up on FB I was pretty straight up saying the following:

WED Last week.

“Oh. By the way. I was just thinking back to when we were chilling at the W, talking about all the deviant shit we have in common.

I think it’s a shame we never had that spanking party, the hot tub night – and this is the last time I’ll bring this up, but it’s a shame that up until now we haven’t got to explore our more deviant sides together..

Either you just like to make provocative posts on Facebook, or you have a lot of sexual aggression built up that you want to release. Maybe a little of both.

Me too. I can’t promise anything but I think it would be a damn shame if we never found out, or allowed ourselves the chance to play together.”

She finally came back with:

Thurs Last Week

“We do need to have that lunch date.

You are right. It’s true that I do have a lot of built up sexual aggression. I do need an outlet for my deviant side.

I think that we should explore what we have in common.”

Then I didn’t read it till Saturday Night 2am (sun morn) when I sent her back a cool/sexy song and said, “Funny I should be listening to this song when I read read your message.”

The song is here:

No Woman does not like Tricky.  No Woman.  Even if it’s their first time hearing it.

SUNDAY

“So the next day I hit her up:

So… This week … Let’s meet up Tuesday or Wednesday…

There’s an event we can talk about going to on Saturday art some dungeon…

Let’s do lunch.. Or drinks… Or both”

No response…

Monday I hit her up but late night – like 11:30pm

“just for the record – if we are gonna at least SEE if we are gona explore all that wildness – you actually have to not be shy and say,

“Yes Ronnie . Lets meet up! Where and When!? ;)”

And almost immediately I saw facebook say “seen” at the bottom.

I waited a few minutes.  No response…

Then I was like – fuck it!

So I wrote again:

“and then you can add something about me being a super cool guy, or really sexy or whatever.. ;)”

seen again.

No response…

So I waited a couple minutes then again:

“see – like right now… You’re being shy. You’re soo sweet and timid for a big bad deviant type chick . ;)”

Seen. Nothing…

So I gave it one last go:

“sigh…”

She came back with:
“Don’t sigh.

Im not being shy at all.”

I waited a couple mins and said,
“thats what all the shy girls say lol

then they come up with some complex reason that has nothing to do with being shy ;)”

Her:
“I would love to hang out with your sexy ass but this week is bad for me. Im too broke to go out until Friday.”

Me: “shhhh”

Her: “I see you have me figured out.”

Me: “i didint say bring money

i said lets hang out.

You dont think I can afford a kickass bottle of wine?

or some tobacco for my hookah – wait do you smoke hookah?”

Her: “I do. It sounds like you have a plan.

Wednesday ?”

Me:  “Wednesday night

yes

Like 7 –

meet here:

http://www.bigchicks.com/

at 7:04 pm”

Her: “That’s specific. 7:03 too early ?”

Me: “Nothing ever happens that early

cool people always show up at :04

;0)”

Her: “good to know”

Me:  “ever been to Big Chicks? It’s a gay bar but I like it because the staff are friendly

and I get free shit sometimes
;)”

Her: “The perks of being cute.

Ive never been.”

Me: “Aww… Flattery will get you everywhere…

Anyway… so you could show up and look really sexy and no one would look at you funny

However – I am on my way down to the hot tub…  So until then”

SIDENOTE:  Notice how I DON’T end the conversation at closing the date time/place.  I talk a little more.  Then I make it a point to end the convo on a high note – BEFORE she can end it.

She says, “Have fun.”

But then yesterday I get a little surprise:

Her: “Hey Mr Hot Tub , doing anything this afternoon . I be free at 4 and would enjoy some company.”

And then we make it happen. (if you want the specifics of the rest of the convo just ask – it’s nothing too special except when she said 4 I said 6 instead because we don’t want to sound TOO available 😉  But you guys know all this shit already.)

I buy the first 2 rounds of drinks.  The chat is all small talk and then I just say “fuck it” and shift gears.

Preselection, Preselection, sex, sex, preselection, sex, fantasies, devian side etc.

I do a bit of shock and awe about her boobs, I do kino, I fractionate a bit in and out of the sexual stories saying, “Let’s talk about something else.”  And talk about some other shit.

A few times I do some reverse-kino, Mystery style where I grab her hand and place it on mine.  Almost every time she stays for a minute and then lets go.

Mostly she listens.

I can’t really tell if she’s ready to go or not so after drink round 2 I say, “Let’s go smoke my hookah.”

She’s like “ok” but seems apprehensive.  I ignored it and decided to go to the bathroom because I had to piss.

“I’ll be right back and then we’ll fly,” I say.

But when I come out – She had ordered a third round of drinks including shots.

So she wasn’t ready… 😦

We drank and shit and I gave her more shit about being shy.  We flirted and I know at one point She said something to me, like a compliment, and I was like, “Awwwww you’re so sweet!!” and I gave her a hug, and putting my arms around her and BLATENTLY putting my hands on her boobs.

I was making the sarcasm of the bullshit reason to hug her obvious.

She came back by grabbing my crotch real fast.

NOW she was ready to go.  That’s about how obvious an IOI or an SOI has to be to me sometimes lol.

So we drink up, go to the store, back to my place, start making out after listening to a bit of music, and then done deal.

I feel bad for my roommate, because he wasn’t home when we got back, but I know he came in sometime around about the time we were in mid fucking and this girl was LOUD!  Imagine walking into a house after doing whatever to the shouting sounds of,

“Ohhhh yaaaa!  Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!  Fuck meeeeeee!  Yaaaaaaa!!!! etc etc etc”

After she left I played league of legends.

Oh and after about 3 orgasms for her I cut her off even though she wanted more.

She was doing all sorts of kinky dominant shit to me to.  But to solidify the power exchange I simply cut her off saying, “I like when you are in control.  But there’s always going to be a point where my alpha side comes back.  It’s just the way it is.”  SO basically she wanted more AND to stay the night and I told her no and sent her on her way.  But not like a dick.  I said, “I have a client meeting early tomorrow. But maybe you can spend the night sunday.”

As she was leaving I told her to “Text me when you get home”

ALWAYS say this if you want to see a chick again after you fuck her once.

Then today I sent her another “see her again” style followup which was simply, “Had fun last night… :)”

Thats is for now.

Done deal.

Oh one last side note – AFTER all this non responding and making me do the work, Guess what she said when we were fucking?

“I’ve wanted this for sooooo long!”

Later when I asked her she said she had a crush on me the first time we met.

Chicks are fucking weird.  But I love them (and their tits and ass and so on.)

Moral of the story – there is probably a chick out there right now that wants to fuck you and you don’t know about it.  Get looking!!!

PS – Sex was PHENOMENAL – very much porn style.

Questions?
Comments?
Thoughts?

Sidecar:

We had a little cocktail party at my place the other night.  I am still feeling the effects.  However that doesn’t stop me from sharing a couple of the cocktails that were on the menu that night.

1 – The Bacon Old Fashioned.

Basically I used the concept created by the famous, (or infamous?) New York City bar called PDT (Please Don’t Tell).  The only difference I would say is that we used Early Times Whiskey.  Yaaaaa.  Yum!  The Bacon we used was a pound that we go from Trader Joe’s.  The rest of the recipe was the same as the original.

Links for you so you know what they hell I’m rambling about:

 Bacon Old Fashioned Article at Nymag.com

PDT at Nymag.com

2 – The Muddled Basil Martini.

Muddled Basil Martini

Ya, it was cold but this thing is kinda a nice warming/refreshing cocktail.  Again, I substituted the muddled mint for a little a drop or two (depending on how you like it) of Herb Farm Peppermint Spirits.

This was a big hit for sure.  I probably drank a bit too much at this little mixer we had but man, it was fun.  I like this drink a lot. I also served it last new years at a party I was hosting.

Oh… Links – Well there’s one craftily hidden in the picture or you can just click below:

The Muddled Basil Martini