Facebookin Those Boobs

I guess I’ll post this one because it was a little different than the norm.

Ya I mean, This chick is a girl I used to work with, but we never got together when we worked.  I basically hit her up a few times on FB with little or no response.

Sometimes I would ask her out and she would simply not respond.

So again, this past week I hit her up again.  I know some things about her because we did go out for drinks once after work.  She likes kinky stuff.  So basically the last time I hit her up on FB I was pretty straight up saying the following:

WED Last week.

“Oh. By the way. I was just thinking back to when we were chilling at the W, talking about all the deviant shit we have in common.

I think it’s a shame we never had that spanking party, the hot tub night – and this is the last time I’ll bring this up, but it’s a shame that up until now we haven’t got to explore our more deviant sides together..

Either you just like to make provocative posts on Facebook, or you have a lot of sexual aggression built up that you want to release. Maybe a little of both.

Me too. I can’t promise anything but I think it would be a damn shame if we never found out, or allowed ourselves the chance to play together.”

She finally came back with:

Thurs Last Week

“We do need to have that lunch date.

You are right. It’s true that I do have a lot of built up sexual aggression. I do need an outlet for my deviant side.

I think that we should explore what we have in common.”

Then I didn’t read it till Saturday Night 2am (sun morn) when I sent her back a cool/sexy song and said, “Funny I should be listening to this song when I read read your message.”

The song is here:

No Woman does not like Tricky.  No Woman.  Even if it’s their first time hearing it.

SUNDAY

“So the next day I hit her up:

So… This week … Let’s meet up Tuesday or Wednesday…

There’s an event we can talk about going to on Saturday art some dungeon…

Let’s do lunch.. Or drinks… Or both”

No response…

Monday I hit her up but late night – like 11:30pm

“just for the record – if we are gonna at least SEE if we are gona explore all that wildness – you actually have to not be shy and say,

“Yes Ronnie . Lets meet up! Where and When!? ;)”

And almost immediately I saw facebook say “seen” at the bottom.

I waited a few minutes.  No response…

Then I was like – fuck it!

So I wrote again:

“and then you can add something about me being a super cool guy, or really sexy or whatever.. ;)”

seen again.

No response…

So I waited a couple minutes then again:

“see – like right now… You’re being shy. You’re soo sweet and timid for a big bad deviant type chick . ;)”

Seen. Nothing…

So I gave it one last go:

“sigh…”

She came back with:
“Don’t sigh.

Im not being shy at all.”

I waited a couple mins and said,
“thats what all the shy girls say lol

then they come up with some complex reason that has nothing to do with being shy ;)”

Her:
“I would love to hang out with your sexy ass but this week is bad for me. Im too broke to go out until Friday.”

Me: “shhhh”

Her: “I see you have me figured out.”

Me: “i didint say bring money

i said lets hang out.

You dont think I can afford a kickass bottle of wine?

or some tobacco for my hookah – wait do you smoke hookah?”

Her: “I do. It sounds like you have a plan.

Wednesday ?”

Me:  “Wednesday night

yes

Like 7 –

meet here:

http://www.bigchicks.com/

at 7:04 pm”

Her: “That’s specific. 7:03 too early ?”

Me: “Nothing ever happens that early

cool people always show up at :04

;0)”

Her: “good to know”

Me:  “ever been to Big Chicks? It’s a gay bar but I like it because the staff are friendly

and I get free shit sometimes
;)”

Her: “The perks of being cute.

Ive never been.”

Me: “Aww… Flattery will get you everywhere…

Anyway… so you could show up and look really sexy and no one would look at you funny

However – I am on my way down to the hot tub…  So until then”

SIDENOTE:  Notice how I DON’T end the conversation at closing the date time/place.  I talk a little more.  Then I make it a point to end the convo on a high note – BEFORE she can end it.

She says, “Have fun.”

But then yesterday I get a little surprise:

Her: “Hey Mr Hot Tub , doing anything this afternoon . I be free at 4 and would enjoy some company.”

And then we make it happen. (if you want the specifics of the rest of the convo just ask – it’s nothing too special except when she said 4 I said 6 instead because we don’t want to sound TOO available 😉  But you guys know all this shit already.)

I buy the first 2 rounds of drinks.  The chat is all small talk and then I just say “fuck it” and shift gears.

Preselection, Preselection, sex, sex, preselection, sex, fantasies, devian side etc.

I do a bit of shock and awe about her boobs, I do kino, I fractionate a bit in and out of the sexual stories saying, “Let’s talk about something else.”  And talk about some other shit.

A few times I do some reverse-kino, Mystery style where I grab her hand and place it on mine.  Almost every time she stays for a minute and then lets go.

Mostly she listens.

I can’t really tell if she’s ready to go or not so after drink round 2 I say, “Let’s go smoke my hookah.”

She’s like “ok” but seems apprehensive.  I ignored it and decided to go to the bathroom because I had to piss.

“I’ll be right back and then we’ll fly,” I say.

But when I come out – She had ordered a third round of drinks including shots.

So she wasn’t ready… 😦

We drank and shit and I gave her more shit about being shy.  We flirted and I know at one point She said something to me, like a compliment, and I was like, “Awwwww you’re so sweet!!” and I gave her a hug, and putting my arms around her and BLATENTLY putting my hands on her boobs.

I was making the sarcasm of the bullshit reason to hug her obvious.

She came back by grabbing my crotch real fast.

NOW she was ready to go.  That’s about how obvious an IOI or an SOI has to be to me sometimes lol.

So we drink up, go to the store, back to my place, start making out after listening to a bit of music, and then done deal.

I feel bad for my roommate, because he wasn’t home when we got back, but I know he came in sometime around about the time we were in mid fucking and this girl was LOUD!  Imagine walking into a house after doing whatever to the shouting sounds of,

“Ohhhh yaaaa!  Ohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!  Fuck meeeeeee!  Yaaaaaaa!!!! etc etc etc”

After she left I played league of legends.

Oh and after about 3 orgasms for her I cut her off even though she wanted more.

She was doing all sorts of kinky dominant shit to me to.  But to solidify the power exchange I simply cut her off saying, “I like when you are in control.  But there’s always going to be a point where my alpha side comes back.  It’s just the way it is.”  SO basically she wanted more AND to stay the night and I told her no and sent her on her way.  But not like a dick.  I said, “I have a client meeting early tomorrow. But maybe you can spend the night sunday.”

As she was leaving I told her to “Text me when you get home”

ALWAYS say this if you want to see a chick again after you fuck her once.

Then today I sent her another “see her again” style followup which was simply, “Had fun last night… :)”

Thats is for now.

Done deal.

Oh one last side note – AFTER all this non responding and making me do the work, Guess what she said when we were fucking?

“I’ve wanted this for sooooo long!”

Later when I asked her she said she had a crush on me the first time we met.

Chicks are fucking weird.  But I love them (and their tits and ass and so on.)

Moral of the story – there is probably a chick out there right now that wants to fuck you and you don’t know about it.  Get looking!!!

PS – Sex was PHENOMENAL – very much porn style.

Questions?
Comments?
Thoughts?

Sidecar:

We had a little cocktail party at my place the other night.  I am still feeling the effects.  However that doesn’t stop me from sharing a couple of the cocktails that were on the menu that night.

1 – The Bacon Old Fashioned.

Basically I used the concept created by the famous, (or infamous?) New York City bar called PDT (Please Don’t Tell).  The only difference I would say is that we used Early Times Whiskey.  Yaaaaa.  Yum!  The Bacon we used was a pound that we go from Trader Joe’s.  The rest of the recipe was the same as the original.

Links for you so you know what they hell I’m rambling about:

 Bacon Old Fashioned Article at Nymag.com

PDT at Nymag.com

2 – The Muddled Basil Martini.

Muddled Basil Martini

Ya, it was cold but this thing is kinda a nice warming/refreshing cocktail.  Again, I substituted the muddled mint for a little a drop or two (depending on how you like it) of Herb Farm Peppermint Spirits.

This was a big hit for sure.  I probably drank a bit too much at this little mixer we had but man, it was fun.  I like this drink a lot. I also served it last new years at a party I was hosting.

Oh… Links – Well there’s one craftily hidden in the picture or you can just click below:

The Muddled Basil Martini

The Wedding Crashers – Cocktail Version

Themesong of the day:

Check it out, I know I should have fancy pictures of these but I don’t.  I came up with some cocktails for one of the Owner’s wedding at the restaurant where I am now bar manager.

Ya, funny thing.  Go back and read my past and look what happened.  Things change so fast but that’s another, future post about the past.  (Also, if you’re more into the seduction stuff I got a bit of that to possibly share as well, but right now I am all Cocktail.)

So where were we?  One of the owners was having his wedding and wanted me to make cocktails.  I had 1 day to come up with 2, since he hand picked the drink Corpse Reviver.  The instructions were, one needed to have Hangar 1 Vodka, and the other needed to have Very Old Barton 100 proof.  I had to come up with these drinks very quickly, but I know he wasn’t worried, after-all, I created virtually the entire cocktail menu, and every drink on it gets rave reviews from the growing number of people that frequent our fine establishment.

But my goal, more was to balance the special cocktail selection for the wedding.  Corpse Reviver is a middle of theroad type drink.  It’s not too sweet but it’s not too stiff either.  You gotta balance.

So without a bunch more Blah Blah, this is what I came up with.  By the way, if you can guess which one was the 1st, 2nd and least popular I will give you a prize. (maybe)

Corpse Reviver:  (credit goes to Cocktail Enthusiast Magazine – although, as usual, I made my own little tweaks)

1 oz Death’s Door Ginhttps://i2.wp.com/johnmariani.com/archive/2010/100704/Lillet%20Summer%20Label%202010%20Front%5B1%5D.jpg

1 oz Lillet Blanc

1 oz Leopold Bros American Orange Liquor – (GOLD MEDAL 90 points The Beverage Tasting Institute)

1 oz fresh lemon juice

3 drops Mansinthe Absinthe

Garnish with 1 Luxardo Gourmet Maraschino Cherry

Add all ingredients to cocktail mixer filled with ice.  Shake and strain into a cocktail glass, then take spoon, get your cherry out of the jar (not really being too careful if you grab a touch of the syrup) and drop it into the glass.

There was a guy there, who apparently loves drinking these, and he said mine was great and ordered about 5 of them all night.  I tried one of these at Sable made however they made it, and it was OK.  But this one I made was fantastic!  I know, I know…  I made it so I would probably say that anyway right?  Wrong!  One thing you will learn about me is that, the reason cocktails I put on a menu get rave reviews from people is because I am my own toughest critic.  If I make a cocktail and think, “Meh!” I will be the first to dump it.  Not only that, but there is not one cocktail I put on a menu that several people do not try first (and that I get feedback from).  Guess what, try this version yourself and give me feedback.  Be Honest. I love feedback.

Chocolate December:

2 oz Hangar 1 Vokda

1 oz home-made chocolate ganache (if you want the specific recipe, ask me and I will find out for you)

1/2 oz frangelico

1/2 oz half and half

Take a cocktail glass, rim it with orange juice, and then some home made chocolate shavings (we just took chunks of chocolate and put them in a blender till they were nice and small and a little powdery).  Then drizzle some ganache into the glass and make little fancy shapes out of them.  I used a stir stick to do this.  (Be creative, there is no right way.  Just let it do it’s own thing.  If you need some inspiration watch some Bob Ross.)  Add all ingredients to cocktail mixer filled with ice.  Shake and strain into the cocktail glass.

I mean, there are chocolate martinis and then there is THIS Guy.  I wouldn’t drink a whole one because I’m trying to be at least semi healthy but the little sips I had here and there… Delicious!  Be careful if you make one of these in a room full of ladies…  Or not. 😉

Old Red:

Courtesy of ethanprater.com

Courtesy of ethanprater.com

2 oz Very Old Barton 100 proof bourbon

1 bar spoon of simple syrup

1 bar spoon of fresh cranberries (prep by adding 1 cup of water per lb of cranberries and bring to a boil, then lower the heat to low for 5 minutes until they are soft.  You don’t have to strain the water out.  The red juice in the cranberries is perfect for coloring this drink.  Also you don’t have to make a lb of cranberries at a time. 😉 )

1 orange wedge

2 dashes Peychaud’s bitters

In a rocks glass muddle the simple syrup, cranberry, and orange wedge.  Fill glass with ice, then bourbon and bitters.  Stir maybe 8-10 times just to get the mixture in and the cocktail cold.  The simple syrup I make is 1 part water to 1-1/2 parts sugar fyi.

This one had it’s fans for sure.  I definitely had a couple of guys who drink a few each.  This is a strong drink with a hint of sweet.  I just wanted to make it for the wedding to give people an option for an old fashioned.  I think it most definitely did the trick.

Anyway, that’s all for now.  If you try any of these out, feel free to comment and let me know how you liked em.  And as usual questions and comments are welcome.

Cheers for now.

Chicago – Drink Spots for your Dating Pleasure

Themesong of the Day:   (And if you like house music this is a badass track that you really need to listen to before you read the rest of this shit.)

I’m a doin research on the city now that my bartender jobs are kicking off.  One, because I like to explore.  Two, to make connections.  Three because I have 2 non-sexual fetishes; grocery stores and cool lounges and bars.  Four, My day-2s are not fancy despite community advice.  I just like to go have a drink or two then head to my place.

So I have been doing research both in person and online to find some cool drinks spots.  I’m gonna share them and maybe add more over time.   I probably wont post the shit you know.  I mean ya the local dive is cool and some chicks like that just as much as going to the 17 dollar a cocktail spot (which is not necessarily what I’m posting here – actually it’s Rebar in Trump that has $17 cocktials fyi).

We all know Big Star Taco, Violet Hour,  Inn Joy and all the nightclubs where we can get free drinks with the secret password so I just wanna put on here some shit I dug up or happened across on accident or with a little work involved.

So here we go.  No order or rhyme to my order or whatever.

Pegasus Restaurant and Taverna – Greek Food,  Greek Town and I may know the bartender here  serving up drinks here this summer on the “Roof Garden” as they call it, but I’m not saying who he is.  Laid back, nothing fancy, except for if said bartender make you a drink with Metaxa or Saint Germain, then things will Definitely get Fancy, and fucking Delicious!  http://www.pegasuschicago.com/veranda.php

Terrace at the Conrad – Check this out.  #1 – I’m a big fan of Terrace bars.  I think subconsciously it may be one reason I moved to the city.  So these guys have one.  Even fucking better is Imagine telling a chick, “Let’s go see a movie tonight.” and after she’s thinking “How fucking lame…” you take her here for Sunday free moving night.  This is on my Must Do list.  http://conradhotels3.hilton.com/en/hotels/illinois/conrad-chicago-CHICICI/amenities/restaurants-the-terrace-rooftop.html

The Drawing Room – You probably passed this place a hundred times if you are walking near the Viagra Triangle.  It’s a hidden little underground lounge ala Mixology.  Cool little tables and comfortable seating, and they do full on mixology, but not in a really stuffy way.  I always HEAR it gets busy, but I never have SEEN it busy.  So that’s GREAT for a Day-2.  It’s not dead ever either so it wont be a ghost town.  The atmosphere is pretty chic and ultra-loungy.  Totally fits the “Underground Lounge” vibe if you’ve ever been to any in other big cities.  http://thedrchicago.com/bar/

Delilah’s – If she’s into dive bars, she’s a hipster, a rocker chick, a wannabe suicide girl (or a real one) or she just likes whiskey a lot this is your spot.  They have shitloads of whiskey; apparently the largest selection in Chicago.  They have rockabilly nights, a kind of dark and broody atmosphere that, honestly, I kinda like from time to time and pool tables so you can play grab ass.  http://www.delilahschicago.com/photo-gallery/

Cal’s Bar – Divey with a dash of hipster and some live music in the midst of the city.  It’s a Liquor Store, and an Attached bar.  Drinks are cheap and so is the atmosphere but I totally dig on the fact that they took it from some shady liquor store and made it into a shady bar/liquorstore with live music and despite the challenges are still going.  Watch the Video on their home page.  Cool shit.  http://drinkatcalsbar.com/

The Trump –  Some of you hate Donald Trump.  I actually like the guy.  But regardless of that, maybe you’re Mr Moneybags OR Better yet, maybe your girl is Mz. Moneybags and she want’s to go somewhere fancy on her tab.  Well fuckin A.  You got choices here.  The Terrace and Rebar.  Expensive drinks, shmancy atmosphere and great city views.  And it’s Trump so you can either make fun of it or…  Well make fun of it.  http://www.trumphotelcollection.com/chicago/rooftop-restaurants-chicago.php

The Peninsula Terrace – Totally Miami in my opinion.  This is the kind of place, at least by the pictures, that would be a cool place to chill and get your chick drunk before you go an bang the shit out of her.  Like I said, though, I just like terraces.  And those comfy couches and awning thingies.  http://www.peninsula.com/chicago/en/default.aspx#/chicago/en/Dining/The_Terrace/

Nomi – Some of these Hotel Bars are pretty fucking cool.  This one is located in the Park Hyatt Chicago.  I just like the atmosphere really.  It just seems that no one seems to be able to take a good picture of the joint so you’ll just have to trust me.  If not, you got shitty, beer smelling Pippins right across the street where you can feel your feet sticking to the floor.  http://www.hotelchatter.com/hotel-photos/full/404/Park+Hyatt+Chicago’s+NoMI+Floor

Emerald Loop – It’s late, you’re downtown and you don’t wanna go to Hubbard or Rush and Division and you want a good cheap drink at an Irish bar that’s not hammered by drunk college kids, but wont be dead, so you can run your Patented “I’m going to fuck you in the ass later” pattern on here uninterrupted.  Maybe I just like this place because after ordering 5 or so drinks the tab always seems to be around $10; but I’m industry and they like me so go figure.  It’s still a cool Irish bar by any standard.  http://www.emeraldloop.com/Emerald_Loop

Maude’s Liquor Bar – I have this weird fetish (apparently it’s my thrid non-sexual fetish) with the West Loop.  I think it’s because it’s got that old warehouse district vibe.  What I don’t get excited about are the places like Market or Haymarket that everyone raves about.  Not that they’re bad places, they just don’t excite me.  Maude’s is full on Hipster Mixology, and I didn’t hate it.  Get ready to hear a fucking monologue about your drink from the bartender if he’s the guy I had.  The drinks are ok, and the atmosphere is kinda like an old, french speakeasy.  Simple but Not simple at all.  http://www.maudesliquorbar.com/

The Gingerman – Wrigleyville’s original Non-Wrigleyville bar.  This is more of a step above a dive bar.  Good beer selection, cheap, the atmosphere is clean, but it attracts a sort of rockeresque crowd with a dash of hipster but not overpowering.  If I remember correctly they have free pool.  Also there’s lots of room for you to take your chick and sit somewhere and chat her up.  I just like this place.  Oh, and it has a Jukebox with good fucking songs.  http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-gingerman-tavern-chicago

Trader Todd’s – A Key West Bar in Wrigleyville.  What the fuck right?  But I have pulled a few chicks back to my place after meeting them here.  I kinda like Key West Bars because, well, I lived in Key West.  Also, they have Karaoke here like every night but they have some fat dipshit Karaoke guy who has pissed me off twice when I was here, the second time I told him, “Why don’t you just mind your own business and do your fucking Karaoke.”  But despite that I like the place.  They have OJ they will squeeze fresh for your drinks and a good beer selection.  And a boat inside.  AND they have a bus that on Friday’s and Saturdays will pick you up almost anywhere in the city and take you to their bar for free.  I’m assuming you are expected to buy a drink or two on the ride over so if you’re gonna pull the ever popular PUA “I’m drinking water tonight.” then I don’t know If I’d consider the party bus option.  http://www.tradertodd.com/

Matilda – So this is pretty cool.  Located a little north of Belmont on Sheffield, it has kind of a funky atmosphere that is dark and I can’t seem to describe it.  Not dark and broody, really.  More like someone’s art project.  You have to see if for yourself.  Also they have Wifi.  And they have a good beer selection and $5 wine by the glass wednesdays for you cheapasses… Like me.  And Hyatt Merlot is Delicious!  On Weekends the Downstairs bar, Baby-Atlas, opens up and the place seems to get a little crowded.  http://www.matilda-babyatlas.com/

For now I’m pretty done with my list.  I have a few more floating around in my head AND I am no where NEAR done exploring the bars and hidden gems of this city.  But this should keep you busy for a bit.  I will update this thread later.

If you have some cool places you’ve been to that I haven’t mentioned and you think some of us might not know about, do fucking share.

Cheers…

Sidecar:

Ya I know, I haven’t updated in a while and not so regularly.  I can’t even promise I will start.  Let’s just say life is ups and downs.  I got a job I thought would be cool, at Tavern at the Park here in Chicago and then realized quickly enough that one of the Owners was a drunk who was trying to hide it by basically trying to power trip on his employees.  That shit rolled down hill and got old very fast.  So I looked for another job and I am just now starting that one.  I have no idea how things will be here, and how people and management will act, yet.  Regardless I can tell it’s already laid back way more than Tavern was, and not so dumb.

By the way, did you know you can actually rate your employers now, like Yelp?  I think this is totally cool and needed so check it out.  The site is called Glassdoor.  (and while you’re there you can read the employee reviews on Tavern at the Park)  😉

http://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/Tavern-at-The-Park-Reviews-E345319.htm

That’s all for now….