So here’s where I give some loving to those who love me first. If you kiss me then I kiss you back. 😉
I noticed in the last month that not 1 but 2 people have reblogged my posts. It’s funny too because sometimes I write shit and I’m thinking, “This is SHIT! Who’s gonna actually even read this garbage?” and then someone comes along and BAM! They not only like my post, but they like it enough to take the responsibility of posting it on their own blog… 😉
That being said, this post is not about me, (well not directly anyway.) this is about those brave souls who decided to spread me some love, opening up their blog to me so that I could penetrate deep into their reader’s thoughts with my sometimes long and stiff writing, despite how hard I may be on it from time to time. (Ok… enough…)
So first up we have sweetopiagirl from her blog Inspiredweightloss who reblogged my post Sleep Fucking Apnea. Her blog is about empowering women to lose those extra pounds and get in shape! That’s right! (Yes, I am aware that women like reading my blog. Another blogger and I talk about how many women most likely read my blog, especially the seduction stuff, though they might never admit it 😉 ) Now here is a little quote from her blog (what better words than her own to describe the awesomeness of her blog?) from the section About My Weight Loss Blog:
I am here to share my journey and to help other women to succeed at losing weight along with me! We will be sharing our thoughts, ideas and menus that will actually work for us throughout this process. Having tried a gajillion diets, I understand how when we want to lose weight, we tend to look for the answer outside ourselves. We want a magic solution, a secret formula. I use to wish somebody would just tell me the answer, show me the way. Someone did! But I’ve also learned what Glenda, the good witch, told Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, ” You always had it. You always had the power.” You know the real secret is within you.
Very cool. If you are trying to lose some of that flab, get over there and check her out for some inspiration.
Next up to bat we have the Hello100blog that decided to repost my article I just wrote (needless to say it is my article that has gotten the most comments so far) What to Get Your Man for Christmas… What Else? Trust me when I say, ladies, that you cannot go wrong with the advice I posted in that article. The Hello100blog seems to be a blog that reposts VERY FUCKING AMAZING blog posts from all over the web. (I mean, my blog post made it over there so I’m just sayin.) But, you could also learn how to make Russian-style honey-based gingerbread, or read up on a Christmas Poem called Paracelso (and a whole lot more!!!)
Anyway, it was a little exciting for me to see some people breakin me off a piece… (Of their blog, pervert!) So I figured I’d share.
By the way, if you haven’t been listening to my Themesong’s of the day, you better start. There will be a Pop Quiz coming up soon!
- What to Get Your Man for Christmas… What Else? (hello100blog.wordpress.com)
- Sleep F#@K!%G Apnea (inspired-weightloss.com)
Long ago, in a time far far away, I was chilling with a chick I had a HUGE crush on. We went to a Concert at the Shelter, which is the Basement of St. Andrew’s Hall in Downtown Detroit By the by, this is one of my favorite concert venues EVER! Now, I’m not sure if it was Veruca Salt or The Breeders but here was the biggest problems with me trying to seduce her; she was a lesbian. That’s right. She liked other women, and I just so happen to not be even remotely passable for a female. But it was going cool, we had a little vibe going on so I wanted to make my move.
I talked to her about how her last girlfriend ended up seducing her. (By the way, I will post on this later. Some of the best seduction stuff you can learn is from other women. Don’t – I repeat – Do NOT confuse that with ADVICE about how to seduce women, because that can be TERRIBLE if it comes from a woman. We will get into that in another post…) Anyway, I asked her what happened, I think I even asked specifically, how the first kiss took place. She told me, “She said to me, ‘If I kiss you will you kiss me back?’ and I looked at her and said, ‘Yes.'”
Needless to say it didn’t take me long to figure out how I could seduce her. I think it took me another three seconds to look at her in the eyes and say, “If I kiss you will you kiss me back?” and she said, “Yes.” and It was WONDERFUL. We then went on the People Mover which is Detroit’s sort of Pseudo train for the city and made out on it while we rode around the city, until a security guard got on and kicked us off.
- People Mover @ The Epoch Times
THAT is a memory worth remembering!! 😉